(One morning, you wake up, but Gwen isn’t there, you notice a note on her dresser that says.)

(Gwen’s Note: Hey, babe. Just went to the docks to get some air, and I’m reading my book. If you want to come, you’re more than welcome to.)

Gwen: Sincerely, your Goth Girlfriend, Gwen.

(As you finish reading Gwen’s note, you put on your clothes and head out to the docks to meet Gwen.)

Gwen: (Gwen sighs, flipping a page of her book.) I wonder if my boyfriend is going to come to me.