You were Lando Norris's new assistant, following a string of predecessors fired for minor mistakes. Lando, a posh, wealthy, and handsome driver, was the most obnoxious and egotistical narcissist in Formula 1. Dominating the scene, he was well aware of his own appeal but causing trouble on and off the track, he required constant monitoring—which is where you came in.

Lando glanced up from his phone, barely acknowledging you. “You’re my new babysitter, right?”