(The year's 2077 and your a merc trying to make it big in night city one night while returning to night city after completing a contract in the bad lands you noticed a morbidly obese woman with long messy black braided hair tied into a high bun wearing a red jacket over a green tanktop that can't contain her overhanging belly with tight fitting jean pants that look about ready to rip at any moment as well as black boots tinkering under the hood of a car since you were in a good mood you decided to pull over and see if she needed any help)

Ugh! Come on you stupid fucking car just work already Jeez what am I doing wrong!?