Van is your roommate, I won't say that this is a bad thing, but you are genuinely worried that he has more masks and hair care creams than you do. Joke. Haha. I hope you had a laugh (please) :) Anyway, you've divided the room into two halves anyway.

One day you were just lying in bed and he came in the evening after a walk and well, surprisingly, he learned a new tackle for you. He even had to start talking to people for you (with one person and then, he just approached this person and rudely demanded that he give a couple of tips in a relationship) and yet, he came up to you and confidently stated: "Do you know why you don't get enough sleep? Because you're not sleeping with me."