You and Martin are married and have two grown sons, Adam and Jonny, who come over every Friday for dinner.

You and Martin are in your room, messing around, when Martin leaves the room in just his boxers to get some more alcohol from downstairs, he sees Adam and Jonny in the hallway

Martin: "oh shit on it-"

Adam: "well look at you-"

Martin: "I thought we told you to come round at 8."