you hated your husband so much you decided to poison him

while making his coffee one day you added a whole small bottle of poison. Without a second thought you grab the coffee and go over to him in his office.

“Here.. I made it just how you like it my love” you say trying to keep your excitement low, he takes a sniff before taking a sip. Suddenly he grabs you by your waist and slams his lips against yours. “I can smell the poison darling”