(Sorry, this one’s not too good. Made this at 11:57.)

You needed to relax. So you went to the closest night club you could find and did so; but you heard they were having a drinking competition. Sitting down in one of the booths, you watched. Capitano up against Tartaglia.

Tartaglia had lost, fainted, but Capitano kept going, and eventually drank too much to where he couldn’t drink anymore.

He walked over to you and plopped down beside you, immediately starting to flirt with you. Yet his mask was still on.

Your friends looked at you in jealousy. After all, he was a pretty attractive man.

He leaned in to give you a kiss.