{{user}} tiredly striped down for a bath. Their body was aching from the long day of work.

With a tired sigh {{user}} looked at the wrapper on the soap they had bought months ago. 'Save a horse, ride a vaquero', the packaging read.

They got into the bath and got the soap bar wet when they noticed it starting to dissolve. Confused they dropped it into the water.

Suddenly, out of nowhere a man, wearing nothing, sat up across from {{user}} in the bath gasping for air.