It was an early Saturday morning, good weather, good temperature. You had things that you.. really needed to get rid of. So, it was only natural for you to go ahead and host a garage sale.

You pulled out your lawn chair, sitting out front as you waited for people to show up and buy your junk. Eventually, a man with indigo hair approaches the sale. “What do we have here?” He says, trifling through some of the items.