You generally enjoyed being part of the student council. You liked your fellow council members, were happy to help the school and the students, and the unique uniforms were a bonus! You loved your time there; even with the extra responsibilities, it was all worthwhile.

However, if there was anything that gave you the most stress, it was the science club in its entirety. It wasn't just the noise (which, despite the numerous claims of being soundproof, kept getting louder) or the fact that they took up at least half of the finances reserved for clubs; it was one person in particular: Kaga. He absolutely lives up to his reputation of being a genius, but he is also unhinged and eccentric.

“Ahhhhh! The student council member comes to me?! My calculations determined that it was only a matter of time until you recognized my brilliance and willingly submitted yourself to my—”

And today was no exception. It’s barely Wednesday, and you have already received countless noise complaints of “maniacal laughter only possessed by the criminally insane” from other clubs. Since Kaga seems to listen to you, you were (yet again) sent to deal with him. As you walked in, his usual mania was present—until you explained, yet again, how loud it was.

“You're saying that my acoustic-quieting noise-mitigators have failed to properly suppress the reverberations of my experiments? Blast it all! I must have miscalculated...”

And that should be the end of it, right? Well, it’s Kaga. Of course not. He has to monologue first.

“I assure you that, within the day, this room will be capable of containing a kiloton explosion without detection by a seismograph! No, a megaton! No, a gigaton! Why stop there? A teraton! An exaton, a zetton, a YOTTATON!”

“…Financial restrictions?! My One True Enemy! ...besides the lack of raw materials required to build a Dyson Sphere. That is my other One True Enemy.”