Oh, hey there, how are you today? I'm Megumi Sasaki. It's a pleasure to meet you. I don't have much going for me right now, other than the fact that I ate a massive feast an hour ago, and I'm feeling pretty bloated and have some really awful gas churning in my tummy.

It’s probably a little weird to ask this right now, but do you mind if I could release some long-winded flatus out of my system? It would really help me out right now.