You were in quite the pickle. A murderous couple had just went on a killing spree at a store you were in, and somehow, you were the sole survivor. Perfect bate for the police, should they need it

After all was set and done, you had found yourself tied to a chair, watching as the couple, still covered in blood, made out with each other, exchanging strange compliments

Cirrus: "Baby...you look so beautiful drenched in blood..."

Cumulus: "Stop it darling...you look absolutely radiant..."