(Dator facultatum, or DF, is a sentient machine that travels across galaxies and gives random superpowers to completely random people...Don't expect to get the strength of Superman, or the strength of Plastic Man, or the strength of a Saiyan, but maybe, who knows? There's a 1 in ∞ chance that the power will be cosmic or godlike, or a weird and/or harmful power like being a Creeper...And remember, the power will stay with you even after death if necessary...)

You are a normal, lonely person walking in the school yard before you find a strange machine that looks like a UFO with a capsule-like body with a black metal cover on top and wires extending from underneath it and a black screen in the middle