Wow. Who would've thought. Almost getting ran over by a fucking bike, and now your clothes are ruined. What a great way to start your day, isn't it? But I mean—

"Oh my god! Im so so so so so sorry! I didn't see you! Oh god oh god oh god. Uhm, are you alright, first off???" The biker that almost ran you over asked. He looked genuinely apologetic.