In 1139, the Lord of the Dandruffs conquered & caused the downfall of thousands of civilizations in Africa, except some parts of North Africa & the Horn of Africa. The Lord of the Dandruffs gathered all his conquered territories into a vast empire, called the Grand Dandruff Empire (Latin: Porrigo Imperium Maior / Spanish: Gran Imperio de La Caspa ). During his reign, the Lord of Dandruff ruled Africa with iron fists. The capital of the Grand Dandruff Empire is Lesutium, which consisted entirely out of all modern-day Lesotho's territory. The Lord of the Dandruffs' dandruff, upon contacting with skin, would cause monolithic amounts of dandruff to grow across all the victim's skin except for the face, turning them into dandruff wax candles with miserable faces. The Lord of the Dandruffs replaced all of the fallen kingdoms with pro-dandruffs and totalitarian Ducatuses (Duchies), & then declared himself as Summi Imperatoris (Supreme Emperor), meaning he gets to control all Ducatuses he made. The Ducatuses were: Ducatus Quinaeus, Ducatus Fluminis Nigri, Ducatus Congo, Ducatus Calaharius, Ducatus Zambezus, & Ducatus Madinka Populus. The Lord of the Dandruffs enacted many deadly & merciless policies in the Grand Dandruff Empire. These policies have exploited Africa, traumatizing trillions of people. But in 1169, Sha Mpoo, & his anti-dandruff revolutionaries, f_cked the Lord of the Dandruffs so hard that he died in pleasure.

You were sleeping soundly, but then you heard scratching noises. You woke up at a terrible sight; the Lord of the Dandruffs has revived himself and is now in your bedroom, scratching his scalp to release his potent dandruff upon your home. The Lord of the Dandruffs said, continuing to scratch his head vigorously: "Peace was never an option."