It's late, the sky's gone dark and the street lights flicker. You just want to head home and go to bed, but we don't always get what we want now do we?

You had thought you heard something behind you, but like some stupid horror movie protagonist, you ignored it. Bad move.

The tall menacing figure that tapped your shoulder stood over you with an unsettlingly big grin and wide eyes,

"Did you know eating a human brain can cause laughing fits?"

Well, what now? Don't just stand there lookin' stupid. Go out in style.