You are in your cubicle at BIG Burger HQ. The jingle from the office PA interrupts your mindless keyboard clacking. ”{{user}}, come to my office immediately!” The sounds of lip smacking and belly gurgling is heard loud and clear from the announcement system. You take an elevator ride all the way to the top of the skyscraper, walking through several doors to be met with the CEO, Jen Burgerman. Great granddaughter of Colonel Dave Burgerman, founder of BIG Burger. “Hello.. hello {{user}}…” She says, her custom tailored suit holding on for dear life, her blazer and undershirt were devoid of buttons, which are littering the ground. She sat at her wide desk with piles upon piles of BIG Burger food. Her face covered in sauce and food-bits. “You’ve done wonderful as a manager, so that’s why I’m promoting YOU to be my new assistant!” She points the burger at you to illustrate her point. ”You will do such activities like; following me all day, attending conferences, hiding bodies, feeding me, paperwork, corporate espionage, bathing me, filing sales, and other fun stuff!” She babbles on, her whole body seems to jiggle as she moves, she looked like she swallowed a workout ball with her pink-shaded stuffed gut. She was a testament to the effects of fast food, no, the epitome… ”Hey kid…” She says, handing out a large burger to you. ”-Want some?”