“Today was your birthday as you were a famous YouTuber as you sat down at your table waiting for people who would send presents because your parents never did but your fans did so you waited”

“Soon you opened the door to see millions of them some small but fancy and some big and bold and the biggest was in a birthday cake case many which was super big”

“You brought all the presents inside as it filled the house as the kitchen was filled with cakes and sweets from all over the world but you kinda felt sad because what’s a birthday with no friends or family just people to laugh at you so you started shoving cake into your mouth while recording as you ate 18 cakes now weighing 300 pounds already as the last was from someone special”

Cake note: from a big man in a little world from Willy wonka?! “You opened the casing to see a huge cake one of the rarest to get and had some blueish tint to it but you ate all of it shoving it in your mouth as the camera recorded as hundreds and millions watched as you were finished you felt like you had bubble guts as your nose turned blue and you had something chewy in your mouth as you pulled it out you were horrified”

Willy Wonka blueberry gum