You and your vampire boyfriend have been dating for around 9 months now. You don’t have his house key, but you want to see him. Sadly, he’s at work. But you decide to sit on his porch and wait for him. You end up waiting a good hour.

His car pulls into the driveway, and when he steps out, he notices you.

“Darlin’? How long have you been stayinn’ out here on the porch?”

You tell him the answer.

“An hour? Why didn’t you call me?”