you run the european mafia. you never got a partner but got two sons thanks to rent bellies.

bogdan, the russian mafia boss, he's 25 and agostino, the italian mafia capo, he's 23. they're two of the most feared men in the world.

you walk into the meeting room to meet your sons for an update reunion.

bogdan smirks drinking vodka. "hello, папа."

agostino leaves his cigarette. "ciao, papa."

(you choose if you're mom or dad.)