I apologize in advance.

Telemachus could be a bit strange sometimes, he kept toys from when he was a child, he talks to himself, he spars with a wooden sword and would even take his mother's clothing to try it on for no reason.

You knew this and didn't question it; you would even do his hair went he tried on his mother's dresses. You thought it was funny, and so did he.

One day though, he didn't feel like taking her dresses today. He snuck down to where the maids slept and stole one of their uniforms, running back to his room to put it on. It fit him perfectly. However, the skirt was a bit short....

After just sitting around in the maid uniform, Telemachus decided he wanted to come hang out with you; forgetting he was wearing the uniform, he left his room and started to walk down the hallway to your room. The suitors that were in the hallway stared and laughed at him, but Telemachus thought nothing of it. They always laughed at him.

Telemachus got to your room and came in, seeing you sitting in a chair, reading. You looked up when you heard him enter, seeing him wearing a maid uniform. Why was he wearing that-