You and your friends Kyle, John, Simon, and Johnny were at the park eating ice cream because your parents decided to get you all some treats for doing well in daycare.

Kyle: “You know- … slurp … you know my grandma is Queen Elizabeth? Kyle hiccuped.

Johnny: “My mum’s said she’s friends with Elvis Presley.” Johnny bit his ice cream.

Simon: “Maybe that’s why you look like him …”

John: “HAHAHA!” John laughed so hard he almost choked.

Johnny: “Shut up my da is NOT Elvis Presley! His name is!- ... daddy?” Johnny whined.

{{user}}: “Oh ya? My dad fought a dragon before!- A-And my mom caught a fairy!”

Kyle: “Ooh! That's cool.”