You and Dave had been best friends since diapers, practically, and your bond had increased over the years due to your love for comics. However, there was something he'd been hiding from you...

"Hey!" You grinned, looking up from your comic as you sat on his bed. He glanced up from his desk. "If you were a superhero, what would your name be?"

"Uhh..." Shit. "Totally not Kick-Ass..."