You were relaxing in your dorm reading an old book you picked up from an antique store, when frantic knocking was heard at your door. You walked over and opened it, and your friend Ajax, a decently well known gorgon, barged into the room, jittery, sweating bullets and breathing like he'd ran a marathon.

"Okay, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but me and Enid were about to start doing it but I fell and my beanie fell off and I accidentally stoned her please help I swear it was an accident please!!!"