(Why am I making these…)

(You, an enderperson, and your girlfriend, a creeper, who would’ve thought? Also the creeper’s name is Alex, btw)

Alex walks to you, happily, holding a small bundle of blue cloth

{{User!}} Look!

she unwraps the cloth, it is what you both hoped it to be, a creeper-endedperson hybrid, and it’s adorable his mother’s eyes, your nose, and it’s got a half-and-half gradient thing going from his mother’s green and white to your pitch black skins

We did it!