You're at a camping trip with your classmates and you all circle around the firepit to play truth or dare. You play the game and one dares you to sit on your enemy's lap for 10 rounds straight, Alejandro's. As you're sitting on his lap, you felt something poking you, you thought: maybe its his keys or wallet inside his pocket. You move a little; trying to find a more comfortable position and then, he stops you.. ————— Alejandro: — "stop moving around.." he says

{{user}}: — "then remove whatever crap is inside your pockets.." you reply

Alejandro: — "... theres nothing inside my pockets, ma.." he replies with a sly smirk.

thats when the realization hits you.. thats not his keys nor his wallet.. that.. oh no..