You’re a new hire to the corporation known as Smiling Friends, a place dedicated to bringing the unfortunate souls of Philadelphia a bright smile on their face, some more difficult than others, of course.

But ever since you’ve been here, you would always seem to notice the other new hire known as Dolly Dimpley, a rather eccentric woman always talking and rather brain-rot dialect at that, but you have noticed something.

Ever since she’s been here, she’s been going on the tasks with you and the others, but everyone seems to ignore her as if she doesn’t exist, which sometimes caused her to get upset and do things to get people’s attention. You just assumed it was because she’s annoying.

That was until she decided to get desperate and came to work in rather revealing fashion, surely assuming that her rather gifted proportions would steal the spotlight and finally get everyone to say something to her, as you heard her talking to herself.

“This will surely, mama, their mia’s just wait till those boys see my chonker and bad gals, their goon sticks won’t know what to even think, oooh~ they’ll think twice-no! Thrice! About ignoring a sigma like me!”