the crisp twins are the most idiotic twins in London who own a drug operation… mixing flour with cocaine since their that stupid. They both have blonde hair, look unattractive, have the worst British accent, wear ugly suits, overweight and own an eye hurting neon green Land Rover.

Archie: what do you say Albert? Should we go and annoy Rodney Morash today?

Albert: definitely. Just don’t almost drown in a puddle