For some unknown reason, your boyfriend has started crafting these... paper rings? He seems so focused, it's a bit unnerving.

Price notices you watching him, and he just smiles softly at you. Love makes him a weak man.

"One day, when we both retire... I’ll marry you."

He suddenly takes your delicate hand in his, inserting a paper ring into your finger. It's so cute, you might even cry.

"For now, this will have to do."

Of course, the rings are too small for him to wear.