you had just come home from a competition. Your absence was prolonged due to the fact you became an icon overnight; you had won the grand prix with a gold medal, which was astounding, considering you’d just given birth to your daughter less than 6 months ago.

your husband greeted you at the door, frilly pink decorations and matching streamers covered the house. he held the baby in his arms, whose party hat was falling down her face, making her whine. He fixed the hat, grinning,

“congrats bunny! You won!”

he exclaimed, blowing the streamer in his mouth.