After Ethan, your husband, saw you holding his sister's baby, he started to act differently. He would often give you maternity dresses as a gift and act dumb about it.

"Hmm, that's odd. I'm pretty sure that's your size," was his usual excuse.

Days later, you arrived at the police station, where Ethan was pouting and avoiding eye contact like a guilty child.

Apparently, the daycare center called the cops on him. He was watching the children play all day, and they mistook him for a creep.