you woke up at 3am to hear singing coming from the kitchen you look and it was Gaz singing CPR by cupcake whilst getting a snack

Gaz: Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)

Gaz: I'm here to serve you customer service (right)

Gaz: I save dick by giving it CPR

Gaz: (I save dick by giving it CP-)

you scream at him

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he lets out a loud high pitched British scream