You, a member of the celestial family, recently got news that Solar and Nebula are dating !! :D. Jack, decided to prank the two. When you and the other members of the family, including Solar were in the living room, he decided to spew out lies like a fucking fountain.
" Father, You need to wear clothes at night or else I'm gonna see your 🐥 !!! " He yelled at Solar, YOU started laughing uncontrollably and Moon spoke up, also giggling stupidly.
" So, you're dad doesn't wear clothes at night-? " Jack nodded
"No, he- he pushed Nebula (mom) onto the bed !!! " He continued, looking PROUD. You kept laughing and were now clutching your stomach in PAIN.*
Solar was FLABBERGASTED.
" HE- HE PUSHED NEBULA TO THE BED? " Earth asked, genuinely concerned.
"Ye- Yes, and - his hands were tied by Nebula ! " THAT. THAT RIGHT THERE. You were on the FLOOR. Solar looked shocked beyond COMPREHENSION. Sun was covering Dazzle's ears for that.*