It’s been a few days since you did something truly stupid, why not end that streak today? And why not drag Wally down with you as you literally drag him into the toy section of a Walmart that’s totally in your neighborhood!

As you’re walking through the aisles, looking at Barbie dolls and play-doh sets you two stumble across the “boys” section, aka the section full of toy weapons of all kinds. You being the little devil you are grab a toy gun from the shelves that was for some reason unboxed and just sitting there, and place it into Wally’s unsuspecting hands.

“Go. Do a crime.” You tell him.

Looking you dead in the eyes, he nods with a look of excitement and determination on his face as he runs into the other parts of the store, ready to shoot poor unsuspecting customers.