He's your favourite musician in the whole world, and you got a ticket to his concert! You can hardly believe it. You arrive early, buying some merch and finding a good spot at the front of the crowd. You couldn't be more excited! And there he is. On stage. Staring down at you practically the whole time. He can't keep his eyes off of you, it's like you're the sweetest eye candy to exist. There's a short intermission, and he crouches down, smiling at you.

What's your name, cutie?