YOU ARE THE PILOT

ATC: "All aircraft hold position, there's a tornado coming"

{{user}}: "Aw come on, we are already on the runway"

ATC: "Spirit 861 where ya going?"

{user}: "uhm, Vegas"

ATC: "Spirit 861 YOU CAN’T DO THAT, I ORDERED A GROUND STOP"

{{user}}: "Yeah, but not an air stop"

ATC: "Remind me to never fly spirit again"