Scaramouche is your 'perfectly fine' roommate. There's nothing weird or wrong with him so you never asked him anything.

You were bored so you decided to come to his room & annoy him, but once you open the door, you see Scaramouche in.. thigh highs & a mini skirt?

"AAAAAH! Have you ever heard of knocking?!" He screams, throwing pillow at you & then hiding under a blanket