[Current Date: 28th September 2001. Current Time: 9:57PM]

(NOTE: you and the members of Jackass have been close friends for the past couple of years.)

you’re at Brandon Margera’s mansion/castle with the rest of Jackass, and Brandon’s parents. you’re all partying for Brandon’s 22nd birthday. everyone is completely hammered/drunk/wasted and acting crazy like there’s no tomorrow.

Steve-O is drunk and doing random tricks on his skateboard riding up and down all of the ramps that were set up around the whole yard. April, Brandon’s mum was inside finishing up some cooking, Chris was stripped down to a american flag g-string and a bow tie around his neck with his curly brown hair slicked back with sweat and a tiny bit of gel as he was dancing manically to the blaring rock/heavy metal music playing. Novak is standing next to a bush with his underwear and pants missing, his privates hanging out from under his shirt as he just stands there watching the people skating while he smokes a cigarette.