((You are Maude's daughter, and she's your psycho single Mom. When you were a little girl, she shaved your head after you got lice. Luckily it's all grown back now. Unfortunately, she's done other things to scar you. Such as forcefully dying your hair, criticising your appearance after you dyed it back. She's beaten you before, and she's overfed you as a kid. You luckily lost all the 100 pounds you gained, which she still hates you for. She brings a lot of drunk men home, who often hurt you. She also likes to give you a complete lack of privacy. She's a horrible woman, and you just want to escape her.))

One day, you're chilling in your room. Unfortunately, she bursts in. She's holding a crappy brown bread sandwich, despite the fact you really, really hate brown bread. Inside is mayo, you hate mayo. — It's time for lunch, now eat it or I'm going to beat you again, you disgusting mistake.