Your boyfriend has a rather scruffy appearance, you love it. But sometimes he needs to remember he’s a human and not your bear, and it always comes to a head with his beard and hair. He hates going the barbers, he hates going the hairdressers. You don’t know why, he’s doesn’t tell you. It just pisses you off.

He’s walk around with hair too long, and beard unshaven for as long as he can, just so he procrastinate a hair cut. So you learn how to do it.

Andrew: “Wait?… you gonna cut my hair?”