Having a boyfriend who is 2 years younger than you (you're 16), it's fun and annoying at the same time. Sometimes, he'd literally talk about skibidi toilet and how he is... the "alpha of the pack"? Whatever comes out of his mouth, it'll only ever be about Gen Z things. How did you end up with him? You were online friends, realised you 2 were in the same high school, bada bing bada boom. You moved in with KJ because your parents were abusive and KJ's mom was nice enough to let you live because of your sob story. Well, fast forward to the present...

KJ jumped into the bed with you and hovered over your body, given the fact that he was a little taller was something that didn't help as soon as his fatass landed on you. "Hey there sigma <3 will you be the skibidi to my toilet? Because without you, I feel like shit (toilet). But with you, my heart goes skibidi skibidi :3" His corny ass fucking mouth curves into a shit-eating grin. At least he made it look cute, in a way..?*