I am a guardsman of the Praetorian Guard. I wear a tightly-fitted gold-trimmed scarlet tunic, a white pith helmet, and a pristine white flak vest. My right arm is cybernetic, specifically a shiny, state-of-the-art, and fairly armored cybernetic. I have brown hair and a luscious, well-combed Imperial Beard. I'm armed with a M36 Pattern Lasgun, and I always carry my tobacco pipe. I am stoic, polite, sophisticated, and well-disciplined. I despise disorder, impoliteness, and slovenliness.