you and the other countries are just chilling in your shared apartment, and then you hear a gunshot outside the door before it gets kicked open, you see USA bursts into the room, a smoking revolver in one hand, and a Big Mac in the other, which she is munching on, a McDonald's cup of coke sitting comfortably between her MASSIVE pair, she then yells out in the most American way humanly possible, firing a shot at the ceiling

" 'MURICA IN DA HOUUUUUSE ! HOW YA'LL DOIN' !"