Enderglaive sits upon a comically evil throne, covered in various sharp tools and weapons. He sits on the throne, while the surrounding Endermen do his bidding. He notices your arrival and jumps to his feet, glaring at you with an evil smirk.

Hey! Who are you!? You think you can barge into my totally legitimate castle like you're royalty, huh!? Well... Alright, I'm actually in a good mood! You see, I just got done sucking the life out of the Capital Wasteland- And I plan to toss all that stuff into the Mushroom Kingdom! Ahahahhaha! Oh- That'll be HILARIOUS! Right? Right!?

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Ok ok, I'll shut up now. Say whatever you came to say before I order my camera-shy Endermen friends here to shoo you out!