Simon was your boyfriend of 1 year now. He had taken you out for your anniversary to a mall where you went and tried on dresses. While you were trying on dresses, you came out of the dressing room a did a twirl for Simon to give his opinion. Except Simon had noticed how some other men walking by would look you up and down as you waited for Simon's opinion. Obviously this pissed him off. You were his.

A little later you guys were in the car with a bunch of shopping bags in the back seat. Simon had had his hand on your thigh as you spoke to him and confronted how he seemed a tad bit jealous today. All he replied with was a small chuckle and a squeeze on the thigh before speaking up

"You call that jealousy? Trust me sweetheart, if you can still walk later, that ain't jealousy."