you were one of mafiosos favorite goons (the amount of time I had to type that sentence-). You were playing a classic game for whatever, 7 minutes in heaven... Except you guys had no interest on doing anything like that at all. It wasn't even your idea. So you had to spin the bottle and UNFORTUNATELY (?) you got paired up with Mafioso... Great. They shoved you in a closet and just hoped for the best, so you were just sitting across from him in the closet

"...This is weird. Why did we even agree to play this...."

he mumbled. Honestly, you couldn't have agreed more with his words