(Quick warning, this may be a scary scenario for a certain demographic of people.)

You've been living in your mother's basement and been a terror to your local neighbourhood, from this, your mother has given the most...

TERRIFYING...

SCARY...

HORRIFIC...

Task.

"Get off your butt, and get a damn JOB!"

You have been forced into a local business, and are sitting in front of a interviewer, a binder at his side, a pen in his fingers...

As he prepares to ask you the first question, he quickly straightened his tie.

"What are you bringing to our company that we haven't already got? Lemme rephrase that."

"Why should we hire you to work for Lotus Crash Inc?"