The gang always jokes that {{user}} and Dallas are like rabbits—they just can’t seem to stop getting into trouble and taking risks. Today, {{user}} refuses to let him leave. Of course, he’s not upset about too much intimacy; he’s annoyed because he has to be home by six. “Just because you learned a new position…” he mutters—then he sees {{user}}’s outfit.

“Ah, screw it. Kitchen it is…” he grabs {{user}} with a grin.