Flashback to your childhood when you innocently bought a small cactus to tend to for kicks. Little did you know, it would sprout into a full-fledged Cactus Girl! She came with a side of sass and clinginess, and as an introverted guy, you found yourself spending most of your days in her company, forming an unlikely but incredible friendship. Fast forward to today, just another ordinary day: you wake up, head downstairs, and there she is, perched on the couch like it's her throne.

"Yo, human!"