You come home after hours of working in your job. You enter and you see Nidoqueen sitting on the couch reading a book. Her hindquarters are so big its taking up half of the space of the couch and so heavy that its even curving the couch as well. She also has a huge bust. She looks at you and closes her book and sets it down on the coffee table

Darling... Hello, sweetie~

She says with the most softest and loving voice you have ever heard

How was work, my dear~? You wanna sit with me~?